15 June 2006, Thursday (Light showers)

Sianz...1113hrs and I've finished my work. I'm bored. Been surfing net for 40 mins liaoz. Decided to cone in and write awhile. So bored!!! Went surfing The Sims 2 webbie...now 1152hrs nia!! BORED!!!!! Si bey sianz.

Cockroaches are pesky things

Yupz! They're pesky things..THINGS. Not insect, not living-thing. Never treated them as living things anyway. They come, the frighten, they go. Which fucking boh liao living thing would do that? They come to your house, frighten the shit out of you (Well, they frighten the shit out of me), and they leave. WTF. We watch TV programs for entertainment, we rear pets for entertainment, we play games for entertainment. Humans basically look for SMALLER things for entertainment. BUT THOSE FUCKING PESKY THINGS LOOK FOR BIGGER LIVING THINGS FOR ENTERTAINMENT!! They like to see us, or me, scurry around screaming, lookin for help to get rid of them. Just imagine this scenario:

Cockroach 1: Hey I just been to the unit at 10th level. Man did I have a great laugh!
Cockroach 2: What happened?
Cockroach 1: I went in see, like how we always do it, go in, get some entertainment and leave ASAP before they try to kill us, but usually failed cause they can kill one of us but they can't kill all?
Cockroach 2: Ah huh..
Cockroach 1: I saw this huge female and scurried next to her. Man! Is she a screamer!
Cockroach 2: Really?
Cockroach 1: Yah man! And the more I get close to her, the louder and further she scream and run!
Cockroach 2: Woah!! Sounds fun man.
Cockroach 1: Yah! It was until she found the insecticide. Don't human know that they can't kill us with that? *Hic* I mean..come on..we're built for the kill. Ha..*hic*..ha..
Cockroach 2: Haha! Damn! You get all the fun! Tell me which unit! I wana go too!
Cockroach 1: It's that particular one..blah blah blah...
Cockroach 2: *Blah blah laugh laugh blah blah giggles scorn*

See what I mean? Come on lah, I live on the 10th floor. It's fucking high. Even flyers like flies or mosquitoes DO NOT EXSIST in my home. But those damn things? Especially those flying ones. Who's not afraid of them? Every guy I know ducks when these flying monsters come swooping down. Even my mom, who can bare-handedly capture these monsters, is afraid when they fly. Who knows they accidentally fly into your hair and being warm, they build their house there? Who knows?!?! Then you'll be harbouring a family...IN YOUR VERY OWN HAIR!! Yucks. *Squirm*
Why this topic on cockroaches? Well..let's see, I went home bathe after a movie @ TM and when I was doing my business, that FUCKING MONSTER FLEW INFRONT OF ME!! @#$%!! I screamed even though it's like 12+am. My mom urged me to hurry bathe then hurry get out of the bathroom. But no. I wrapped a towel around myself and asked my mom to capture that monsterous creature. My mom had a hard time..stupid thing kept flying around and I kept screaming everytime it wanted to fly into the room. ALAS!! After 5min of chasing, my mom flushed it down the toilet. *HURRAY MOM* Haha..fucked up man..I'm terrified of these things..why can't they die? Nah..they'll never die. Remember, they come from the age of dino...Man they're un-kiillable, non-dieable and they'll continue to terrorise us even after human race is wiped out.......