Thursday, July 20, 2006

20 July 2006, Thursday (Hot)

It's finally Thursday...counting down..5 more days...I'm falling asleep...zzz...*snort*....asleep again...in the office.................*snore*



Are You Evil?
Seet Yee, you're an Evil Middle High!


Well, you're kinda evil. They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it. Keep reading for more evil details!


We're all slaves to our urges — some just more than others. Sure, you probably shake it a little to get your way, but you don't beat yourself up over it (unless you're into that, of course). For your own sake, realize that getting hurt sexually generally stings more than being burnt with your clothes on. So even if your pillow pal has a mean set of love handles, keep it to yourself. Just listen to that little voice in your head (no, not that one), and the evil sex thing will stop.


Don't feel too bad about hiding your anger. At least, not right now. When your spleen ruptures from internalized stress, then you can feel bad about it. Passive people act that way because they're ultimately sweet and don't want to upset anyone. While that may work for the short term, you end up looking like a real back-stabber when you, ah, stab someone in the back. Try to deal with your problems up front, and you probably won't have to renew your concealed weapons permit this year.


Ooo hoo — you're one evil muther. Your heart is blacker than Darth Vader's helmet. For goodness' sake, next time think about that old lady's feelings before you push her down the escalator. And, really — you know as well as anyone that dropping kitties out the window to see if they can land on their feet is just an excuse to act evil. Yes, it's all part of being a free spirit who doesn't answer to anyone. Right or wrong, it's a fun way to live. But be careful — it all comes full-circle in the end.




Are You a Workaholic?
Seet Yee, you're a Work Medium Low!


Hooray! You're not a workaholic. Not completely, anyway. Work is pretty important to you, and it plays a significant role in your life, but you definitely aren't strung out on it. You realize there's more to life than the company line. While you might spend a lot of time working, you know that "what you do" isn't synonymous with "who you are." Taking time for hobbies, hanging out with friends, and just relaxing are all very important. These sorts of activities not only energize and refresh you; they also improve your work performance. But we bet you already knew that. Kudos to you for striking a healthy balance between your life and your job.




Seet Yee, you're As Cool as They Come

Self-confidence always comes in handy for a cool cat like you. You've got a strong sense of self and don't like to do things just because everyone else does. It's your willingness to take risks and experiment that makes you the envy of your friends.
Let others play by the book and follow the path everyone else takes. You know what you want in life, and you aren't afraid to take the steps to get you there — even if others think you're different. You're a true original with a sense of conviction. And it doesn't get much cooler than that.




Seet Yee, you're a Total Brat

Whoa. We'd tell you to stop being such a brat, but that might only encourage you. An all-around expert in areas of laying on guilt, whining, and much more, you'll try almost anything if it means people will pay attention to you and give you what you want.

Sure, being a brat can be totally fun. But don't expect that people will always respond to manipulation and, sometimes, exploitation. What you may not remember is that the easiest way to get what you want is usually to just ask for it. No whining!





Seet Yee, you're an Entertaining Mischief-Maker

Fun at all costs. These are the words you live by. Are you in the running for class clown — always cracking jokes, pantsing classmates, or making scenes? Or are you more stealth with your jokes — anonymously making crank calls, planting fake vomit, and pulling fire alarms? Whatever your prank-pulling MO, it's just a little harmless amusement you're after. And if making a fool out of yourself or getting into trouble is the consequence, you'll happily take it.

You've got a quick wit and spirited outlook on life that usually makes it hard for people not to forgive your playful and mischievous ways. Just be sure your jokes and pranks don't wear out their welcome. That's no fun at all.





Seet Yee, in the morning, you're Ready to Face the Day

Sure, you've had your share of lazy Sundays, but for the most part, we'd guess you greet the day with enthusiasm and maybe even a smile. Morning people like you probably have your own internal alarm clocks, and it often makes morning the best part of the day.Getting to work or appointments on time has probably never been a problem for you. In fact, you're usually at your most productive during the a.m. hours. So, if you've got a big presentation to give or a test to take, your best bet is to schedule it before lunchtime. Go get 'em!



Seet Yee, your player style is Happenin

You want to be there when it happens. That's what keeps you on top of everything that's going on. Whether you find yourself hanging in the hottest new restaurant, catching the latest underground poets, or starting the hippest new party scene, you're sure to be the VIP wherever you go.Always working a new angle about something or someone, you're not afraid to show off your smarts or be a little aloof to those who don't quite get it. Got it?





Is It Time to Break Up?
Seet Yee, you're a Doomed Low!
Your Relationship

Do other people say your relationship makes them feel sick? Ignore them — they're not trying to drop a hint, they're just jealous. And we don't blame them — it looks like your relationship is perfect. So why are you wasting your time taking this test, anyway? You should be with your boyfriend, taking advantage of the passion that's still in full-force.
On a more serious note, the respect and admiration the two of you have for each other makes your relationship a rare find. Not only do you feel a strong romantic connection, but you're also extremely close friends — a truly wonderful combination. Please accept our sincere congratulations, and go enjoy the love you've found!




Xueyu, you've been crowned Miss Enthusiastic

The judges sure got a read on your adventurous soul. And it's easy to see why: You stand out from the pack because you're always up for a new experience — and with a big, genuine smile on your face. Whether the adventure du jour has you looking at new physical, mental, or material challenges, you're ready, willing, and more than able.You want to sample what life has to offer, even if you don't always go back for a second helping. Your fun, positive energy is addictive, and your friends love the way your happy-go-lucky attitude helps them break out of their everyday routines, too. Keep making daring leaps, Miss Enthusiastic! We'll follow your lead!




Xueyu, your little black dress is a V-Neck

When you're out and about, enjoying all that life has to offer, you know how to let your style shine through without being overly flashy. That's why the perfect little black dress for you should be just as timeless and grounded as you are.Down-to-earth and genuine, you seem to be one of those rare individuals who understands that it's what's on the inside that really counts. By keeping your style simple and pretty, people focus on you, not the clothes. And that's nothing short of fabulous.

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