03 August 2006, Thursday

Some desperado in friendster

My God! Some guy by the name of Randy, messaged me in friendster. Thought he was nice initially until I read on. MY GAWD. He's desperate, think I what? Whore? Slut? Hey I'm not Theresa Que okies. Haha! See below for the message.


Randy wrote:
Hi Xueyu,

You look hot, wild and sexy...are you?...if you're serious and not a time waster...I'm a singaporean...male/eurasian/1.77m tall/8" long/slim/tanned/big dark grey eyes/dark brown hair having a pleasant appearance...i would love an experience with you...be it on a no-strings-attached, short or long-term basis...respecting each other's privacy at all times...
if you're interested and crave for the pleasures in the art of making love.....which would be hassle free and very very discreet...let's arrange a meeting and share a bottle of wine or have a cup of coffee in a cosy room at a discreet hotel i know that's downtown...get to know each other and let nature take its course...
besides diving into bed, i also scuba dive and if you're in the sport, perhaps we could plan a weekend dive trip together...checkout pic in my profile...
don't procrastinate too long sweets...let's just do it...I'll be waiting...email me directly via your personal email at luvstud469@yahoo.com...till then...take care ;)

Randy

Hey I'm Xueyu k. Wana see what I message him? I'm too bored at office le. Finished all my work for today liao and it's barely lunch time. Haha!! And Feng is not in his office to chat with me over msn. Sianz...read on..


Hi Randy,

Thanks for thinking that I'm hot, wild and sexy. That's what my boyfriend thinks too. I'm serious and I don't like to waste time. That's why I'm messaging you back to tell you not to waste your time too. I'm not a free whore and you're too old for me. You're not pleasant looking either. You look like..well you wouldn't want to know. One look at you and I'm turned off. ULTRA.

Thank you for considering me, although I suspect you message all the girls you think that look like a whore or slut. Or do you think I look like some innocent girl who can be swayed by a few sentences you typed? Seriously, maybe you can try the girls over at Geylang. They are more than willing to jump into your bed, or in your case, some cheap downtown hotel/motel.

Oh ya don't call me sweets cause I ain't sweet. I ain't your sweet either. If you desperately need to jack off, I would suggest doing it yourself or paying someone to do it. Not everyone is a slut/whore/human buffet, and even every female in Singapore is, they'll turn off at the look of your moustache which, may I boldly presume, that you think is sexy.

Thank you for your time and thank you for wasting mine. Ciaoz and don't message me anymore.

WAHAHAHAHA!! He messed with the wrong girl. I'm not some kind of human buffet, free for all, eat all you can while you can. Fuck. My friendster don't even have those sexy poses, neither was I wearing anything sexy. You guys know me. How often do you see me wear sleeveless? John had only seen once for all the 3 years he known me. Kaoz. E009 classmates mostly never see me wear sleeveless before. I was, or rather I am still a tee and jeans kinda girl. Now working le I wear blouse and skirts. That's all. Nothing that's too revealing. Fuck him lah. LoL. Hungry.....1227pm liaoz. Sianz.

Auntie Ci Bao

Haha! Congratulations to Ci Bao who "promoted" to auntie Ci Bao as of 08/02/2006!! To Jolin and Jeremy, may you guys be in forever bliss and have more 10 years to come!! Congratulations!! Shall attend the wedding on 26th May 2007, lugging the sack of coins as promised yesterday. Haha! *Envy* Don't know when my turn will come to sign that paper which when signed, I will lose my freedom to date forever, and responsibilities start coming in to build a family. GOSH!! LoL.
Anyway, just one final wish. Wish you guys will hurry create a baby! LoL. ci Bao, remember to bring the baby to MIE New Year reunion in 2008!! LoL. Take care!

Look what the email dragged in..

Received this from my China collegue, aka Xiao Yang Kor Kor. Haha. This is so damn accurate. No wonder I like cats. I spent 30minutes editing so that it'll be easier for you guys to navigate. You better appreciate. Hmph!

January | February | March | April | May | June | July | August | September | October | November | December

January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion
February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther
March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat
April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle
May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion
June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat
July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat
August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle
September 01 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
September 28 - 30 ~ Dog
October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~ Panther
November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 - 30 ~ Cat
December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove


If you are a. . .
Dog: A very loyal and sweet person.Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends,all of them being quality-personified.

Mouse: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder, people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-togethers. However, you are sensitive, which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

Lion: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

Cat: An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy,with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

Turtle: You are near to perfect and nice at heart.The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people.You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return.You are generous enough.Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

Dove: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life.Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected.In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....

Panther: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk.You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group.Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

Monkey: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!